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Whenever I see large half-page ads on bust enlargements offered by salons, I'm amused and bemused.

The models are some TV actors with large boobs, with faces that do not warrant a second look. Its sad and pathetic to save one's career this way or try and launch oneself in the cut throat business of acting, where starlets come and go and are a dime a dozen.

Equally pathetic are the customers who actually believe they can become extra special with bigger boobs. These silly females cough out thousands to these rip-off salons, only to see little or no results. There was no mountain out of their molehills - I hear them gripe about it in the hair shops while I'm doing my hair. Ditto with their slimming efforts.

Ever see naked women with oversized mammaries? Pick up one of those girlie mags when overseas - they don't look like breasts, those are udders - the female mammal is a cow, after all. Big chested women look cheap, tarty, when they dress sexy. Small breasts are delicate, elegant, clothes sit and fall nicely on them, they need not be couture, even torn jeans and tees look good on small frames. Far better to have breast reduction for those who carry around a big load, unless they are large and fat women, in which case they would look stupid with a dainty pair. Catch 22.

Silly females with small thinking haven't the faintest that the sexiest thing in a man or a woman is the mind. The same goes for men who are big boobs men - they truly deserve each other. These folks have brains between their legs. Notice how such men look like oxen.....beefy, broad, short cropped or clean shaven head.......moo!